There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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