before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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