Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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