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  • Submitted by scribbles on Jul 22, 10 at 9:10am

    Would be my perfect man

  • Submitted by sdude on Jul 22, 10 at 9:10am

    Why would he do it in the first place!?!

  • Submitted by Oms on Jul 22, 10 at 9:08am

    Why would a straight woman/man sleep with a gäy guy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 12:47am

    I'm just not going to check the comments anymore if I read on more text about Peyton manning fucking a dolphin or one more retarded inside joke about being first or pretzels or a combination of both, I'm going to go to the top of clock tower with a rifile and start killing teenagers

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    Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 22, 10 at 9:28am

    That would mean I would have to stop sleeping with my husband...kind of a predicklement...

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    Submitted by cbomblisse on Jul 24, 10 at 12:31am

    Heyy college station!

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    Submitted by laurynwithay on Jul 23, 10 at 11:36pm

    Just made my life not seem so abnormal

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    Submitted by Premeau on Jul 22, 10 at 1:42pm

    this is stupid

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 10:38am

    Firstys do not support haters... No pretzels for haters.

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 22, 10 at 12:24pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:19pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 5:37pm

    @9:08: Because it still feels good, even if they're not romantically attracted to one another.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 9:21am

    This is a spam.

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    Submitted by ackritebatch on Jul 22, 10 at 8:48pm

    This is retarded.

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    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 24, 10 at 3:30am

    Creepy as hell

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 5:38pm

    @12:47: Yay! xD You have my blessing, sir!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 10:49am

    No pretzels for haters and no rights for gays

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 10:48am

    No pretzels for haters and no rights for homos..

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 12:55pm

    This is stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 9:07am

    Turn them fags straight before they rot in hell

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      Submitted by SextsFLN on Jul 22, 10 at 9:23am

      Dang dude, I didn't realize this was the Middle Ages... You know what they say about people who hate "fags", right? Hint: YOU'RE PROBABLY ONE TOO.

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        Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 22, 10 at 12:15pm

        Fags aren't good for you, smoking them is proven to cause lung cancer. I have nothing against homosexual people though.

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          Submitted by hobogal on Jul 22, 10 at 12:44pm

          you are amazing, coxr5