tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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