Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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