Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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