I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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