i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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