I wish I only lived at night.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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