Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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