Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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