hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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