So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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