I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Jerry, you need to find god
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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