He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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