you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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