I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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