this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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