Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Never underestimate the power of titties
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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