From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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