i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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