I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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