If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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