Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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