so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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