how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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