there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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