when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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