Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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