My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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