Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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