We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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