I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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