How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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