I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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