Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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