ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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