i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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