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Just took my morning after pill in the library
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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