Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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