IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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