whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
bring money and cleavage
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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