My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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