the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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