Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just high enough for therapy.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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