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  I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor

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  (717): I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor http://tfl.nu/quon
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  Submitted by pnr on Oct 20, 12 at 1:20pm

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  Worth a shot, I guess

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  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 20, 12 at 3:41pm

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  @Peach - don't you know you're not supposed to get high off your own supply?

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 20, 12 at 5:21pm

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    Lol, how is that relevant?

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  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 20, 12 at 3:11pm

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  I mean if she's lactating then that totally makes sense, but if she's not then I just don't get it

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 20, 12 at 3:26pm

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    Breast milk tastes gross, not my idea of a yummy white russian...

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  Submitted by trollthetroll on Oct 20, 12 at 6:24pm

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  Give up peach

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  Submitted by niteride on Oct 20, 12 at 1:21pm

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  Hahaha classic

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  Submitted by chillstar on Oct 20, 12 at 6:25pm

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  Ur my hero

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  Submitted by Beachbum111 on Oct 21, 12 at 5:10pm

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  Guess she was not interested in a good tip!

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