maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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