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  • Submitted by Vulpus on May 23, 11 at 4:35pm

    He just meant that you looked like you need a 12 foot anaconda.

  • Submitted by kellyfed on May 23, 11 at 4:11pm

    maybe he just meant it was wet.

  • Submitted by ZheelBair on May 24, 11 at 1:02am

    In the jungle you must wait, until the dice roll five or eight.

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on May 23, 11 at 3:54pm

    Rainforests are awesome. Take the damn compliment.

  • Submitted by onlygayeskimo on May 23, 11 at 7:28pm

    Hopefully it's the Rainforest Cafe, and he wants to dine in.

  • Submitted by TheRook on May 23, 11 at 3:56pm

    You misunderstood... he was just saying there was alot of things growing in it.

  • Submitted by fromthepharcyde on May 23, 11 at 4:48pm

    sounds like you're made for each other

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    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 23, 11 at 7:46pm

    This is a universal fail.

  • Submitted by Van_604 on May 23, 11 at 5:02pm

    He must be asian. Hahahhaha.

  • 73 48
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 23, 11 at 6:04pm

    perhaps you can name your razor hexus

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 11 at 10:30pm

    Maybe he meant it was green and damp. Oh wait...

  • 57 47
    Submitted by whatnow on May 24, 11 at 2:10am

    This is just a bad night for everyone

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    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jun 2, 11 at 6:04pm

    Bad Mitch can f off with his horrid webpage

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Michguy on May 23, 11 at 6:47pm

    Must be Chicago Jews. Oi Vay!

  • 72 93
    Submitted by ck24 on May 23, 11 at 5:58pm

    In the jungle the mighty jungle her vagina's hairy tonight!!

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    Submitted by nikkilou10 on May 25, 11 at 5:19am

    Hmm sounds like someone I know would this kid happen to be named Chris??? Poor kid doesn't have but maybe two inches on him

  • 63 77
    Submitted by seriousitch on May 23, 11 at 6:04pm

    Get some wood!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 23, 11 at 8:59pm

    http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/16181302

  • 61 84
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on May 23, 11 at 3:47pm

    First of all, he has no room to talk!

  • 37 46
    Submitted by redhead07 on May 25, 11 at 11:57pm

    Gross, shave your stuff..

  • 40 57
    Submitted by bighjg on May 24, 11 at 8:20pm

    then shave it!!!!!!!!!!

  • 36 51
    Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 7:32pm

    BadMitch always keeps the grass short, www.badmitch.com

  • 44 67
    Submitted by anallonly on May 25, 11 at 11:32am

    Then make it dry for him baby

  • 37 54
    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jun 2, 11 at 6:01pm

    F that I,d rather it look like a clear landing strip than a rainforest

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    Submitted by karate1974 on Jun 23, 12 at 1:25am

    Asian had to be!!! There pubes are like coat hanger finger follicles

  • Submitted by xShadenx on May 23, 11 at 3:58pm

    if she's a rain forest, then he's the amazon jungle

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      Submitted by Vulpus on May 23, 11 at 4:33pm

      The Amazon is a rain forest. Fail...

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        Submitted by ck24 on May 23, 11 at 5:52pm

        your winning!

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      Submitted by PhenomenalOne on May 23, 11 at 11:50pm

      that's not a rain forest? pretty sure it's even called the amazon rain forest.