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I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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